Demencia Is My Bae

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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@lisalou-ssbbw said squats were "pretty easy." 😂 I guess that makes sense when her massive gut only lets her go down a few inches. She sounded like a delusional fatty lying to her personal trainer about her exercise habits. The only exercise she looks like she's done in the last 2-and-a-half years is shoveling food into her mouth and hauling her obese ass out of bed. Looks like it's time for another training session with @auroralovex.

If you haven't seen this clip yet, you're missing out! Go buy it, it's a classic!

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Inspooooo

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glumshoe

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

thisisatesttai

He didn’t luck out, he worked hard for that rep

glumshoe

he really didn’t though

he was just kind of a garden-variety creep, but the rumor mill did all the work for him and now he’s a banger disco song

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to be fair, neither could Rasputin. Alexei very much continued to have haemophilia.

isn’t the current theory that he seemed to heal faster and have more spoons when Rasputin was around because Rasputin wouldn’t let the doctors give him aspirin, a blood thinner?

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Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia’s wellness scamming fiend

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prokopetz

Fun fact: the conspirator who’d been made responsible for preparing the poison for Rasputin, Stanislaus de Lazovert, was a medical intern who’d studied under the exact same doctor who kept trying to treat Tsarevich Alexei’s hemophilia with aspirin.

Like, I feel like this should be taken into account when evaluating reports of Rasputin’s miraculous immunity to poison.

balderich-the-dead

Did the guy who shot him also study under that doctor?

prokopetz

No, Felix Yusupov was just a useless nerd who thought he knew how murder worked because he’d read a book.

Based on the available historical evidence, the most likely sequence of events is as follows:

  • The conspirators attempt to kill Rasputin with poison-laced cakes, but fail; it’s unknown whether this is because de Lazovert fucked up the poison, because Rasputin – who had a well-known dislike of sweets – didn’t go in on the cakes as heavily as they expected, or just because a poisoned cake is a really stupid idea.
     
  • Seeing that the poison has failed, Yusupov gets Rasputin alone for a moment and shoots him once in the chest, causing him to fall senseless to the floor. Because he’s a useless nerd who thinks he knows how murder works because he read a book, Yusupov is unaware that a single handgun shot is very unlikely to be immediately fatal, and neglects to finish Rasputin off, instead leaving the room to confer with his fellow conspirators.
     
  • When the conspirators return to retrieve Rasputin’s body, he recovers from the shock of the initial gunshot and attacks them. Following some general panic, a third conspirator, Vladimir Purishkevich, opens up guns blazing; Purishkevich manages to miss several times in spite of being at point-blank range, but eventually strikes Rasputin in the head, killing him instantly.
     
  • The conspirators beat the shit out of Rasputin’s body just to be sure, then proceed to make a complete clownshow out of disposing of the corpse; the remainder of Rasputin’s injuries are sustained postmortem.

Pretty much everything else about Rasputin’s miraculous invincibility is invented whole cloth, much of it by Yusupov himself in order to build himself up in his own published memoirs.

(As icing on the incompetently poisoned cake, elements of Yusupov’s memoirs were later incorporated into the 1932 film Rasputin and the Empress, which led to Yusupov suing MGM Studios for libel because the film strongly implies that Rasputin was fucking Yusupov’s wife. The precedent set by that lawsuit is the reason those “similarities to any real person living or dead are coincidental” disclaimers exist.)

naamahdarling

That last fact took me off at the knees.

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FINNALY THEY ARE HEREEEE-

I already had an idea on what I wanted ragatha to look like but my mind was empty regarding gangle and zooble. Idk why but for a while I thought that gangle was a kid and that might've influenced this design.....but oh well. In a nutshell, gangle works in sound design (I don't think she's the head of that department, just works below someone) and zooble I think would work in the visuals (models, textures and maybe special effects??). Ragatha..... I'm not so sure? Maybe robotics??? Where shes head of it and works near the warehouse??????? I'm lost on that one

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WHAT LADIES ARE UNEARTHLY BEAUTY WAAAAAAA THEY HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE DESIGNS AAAAAA FOAM AT THE MOUTH VVDEJFJIH OH YOU AGAIN TURNED OUT SUPER KISSES ALL OF THEM AND YOU TOO

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It was supposed to stay as a blank sketch but I had the brilliant idea to colour it in- now I have to repeat it for the rest of the cast when I make their human versions- bravo face, bravo. AAAAAnyway I'm still in doubt on some of their roles but I did see a reblog bout kingers role in the circus by @bookoramaenderteeth so Imma role with that concept. Also I have no idea what Jax is supposed to be doing, the possible ideas are written right next to the sketch. I have a thing for grabbing the most expressive and we'll made characters and throwing them in my "average-fy" machine and they come out looking boring as fuck

Ps: I FORGOT TO COLOUR POMNIS PEN FKN DAMMIT

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I REALLY LOVED YOUR POMNI OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS OH MY GOD I DECIDED TO DRAW HER TOO AAAAAA


I also wanted to draw Jax and Kinger but I remembered that I can’t draw boys and old people properly lol I think I should learn how to draw them already

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Can we talk about Artemis saving Duke

tw: blood and werewolf death

so in the animation Duke is standing there useless as a lump on a log and is basically a sitting duck... He gave away their position in the battle and had to already be saved once. So he's standing there glaring at Artemis because Duke has daddy issues and a werewolf is coming up behind him. So Artemis who had as a group werewolves are running at him then turns around, turns his back on the werewolves aka his threat at hand so he can kill the werewolf that's gonna kill Duke. So Artemis as a group werewolves are running at him turns around, turns his back on the werewolves aka his threat at hand so he can kill the werewolf that's gonna kill Duke.

Me and my friends can't decide if he's so mad I the animation because he's pissed off at Duke for being a sitting duck or pissed off the werewolf tried killing one of the vampires that he sired.

I'm honestly surprised he saved Duke honestly because Duke had been kinda useless the whole time and was a complete sitting duck during the battle.


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